Never EVER Again!

Call of Duty Black Ops. Sighhhhh. I hate it. It's completely terrible. I've stated numerous times that I hate those games where all you do is KILL KILL KILL! There's something super duper creepy about that. Black Ops is exactly that kind of game. KILL KILL KILL! Fiance just got this game, and I was sitting here, bored out of my mind, so I asked if I could give it a try. He was playing with like six of his friends, so I hop on, and of course, I'm completely lost. So I'm like, "What do I do?" Fiance says, "KILL EVERYONE!" Seriously?! Seriously! Like how is that a normal response, ever, under any circumstances?! Sooo wrong. Of course I totallllly sucked. Everyone killed me repeatedly, which was a bunch of BS! I was such an easy target. They're a bunch of bullies. It's like, "Ohhh let's see who can kill Brynn first!" That's a lot like pushing a parapelegic out of a wheelchair...They're totally defenseless...As am I. (Perhaps I should apologize for using that metaphor...) Anyway, I'm vowing to never touch that game again.

I never thought I would say this, but I've found a new respect for Star Craft. At least you're building something and protecting your base...You're fighting for something. In Black Ops you're just killing to kill. (I know one of you will have something to say about terrorists or something...But you can shove it...So run and tell that.) Also, Fiance hasn't even played Star Craft in like a week since Black Ops took over his soul. It's making me sad. I miss those little baby Zerg. I want to hear him rage about Terran. I want to see him slam his mouse on the desk and throw his headphones. Okay, maybe I don't miss it THAT much, but I feel like almost anything is better than Black Ops.

I've decided to capture a few things Fiance screams out during this game...(By the way, it's really creepy that there's sound effects for getting knifed...Also the moaning throws me over the edge...)
"WHAT??!"
"Oh my god, I'm about to quit."
"Who just- Alright Larry, you are gay as shit!"
"STOP THROWING SHIT! GOD!"
"I wish I had a Balistics knife to use."
"I don't even know what that means."
I interrupt this just to tell you all that when he kills someone he gets this super SUPER pleasurable grin on his face. I feel slightly scared.
"Please get 'em! Please get 'em!"
"HAHAHAHAHA"
I also interrupt this to tell you that there was just a big peace sign painted on a wall in the game...Sigh. How sad.
"AWWWW NOOOOOO!!!!!"

In other news, less than ONE YEAR till our wedding day...talk about creepy! I can't believe that. I was practicing my signature the other night...How's THAT for lame?! HAHAHAHAHA!