Someone should be caught and held responsible for this bloody mess.

So, my fiance is off to take the first of his finals, so for the next five hours I get my desk back! He has completely taken it over with his ginormous desktop computer as well as various bags of Mike and Ike's and Cheetos. Seriously, I always knew I was messy, but I'm pretty sure my fiance takes the cake! He is an absolute disaster! I know you will have something to say about this Bobby, but seriously, he's a lot messier than me! Anyways, I've been pretty sick for the last few days with bronchitis. We all know that when a guy is sick, even with just a runny nose, the world is over and nothing will ever feel good again. Seriously, they suddenly can't do anything for themselves. Well, my fiance has been on the computer playing StarCraft (GO FIGURE), and I'm in bed coughing up my lungs, and he actually asks ME to go get HIM water!!!! SERIOUSLY?! He's completely hopeless. Oh well. I'll be really, really happy when he gets over this weird obsession with StarCraft. I'm crossing my fingers that it happens soon. Here's why I find this game so outrageously annoying...

First, he sits there for HOURS with like absolutely no communication my way. Which is fine. I can find ways to entertain myself. I mean, I am the gossip queen. I love me some TMZ, People, and Perez Hilton. I also have a bunch of shows that I love and he hates (Supposedly anyways, he usually asks me a zillion times about what happens). So I get me time, and I'm so not complaining about that. What I will complain about is him and his friends singing "HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE" about a million times. Seriously. They find a stupid video and talk about it for hours. They sing things over and over again. It's like they're energizer bunnies and they never get tired of anything.

Okay, I guess that's not like the most outrageously annoying thing about the game...But honestly, I thought that if I heard "HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE" one more time yesterday, I may have thrown myself down a flight of stairs!!! By the way, if you don't know what I'm referencing here, do yourself a favor and DON'T look it up!!! For real. Anyways, I think it's time that I pick this room up a bit and start on my finals!