This is not a joke. I repeat, this is not a joke.

Okay, seriously, one viewing party was enough. Last night my fiance held our second StarCraft Day 9 viewing party. These games were supposed to mark the end of the tournament until the game comes out on July 26th. (First off, let me just say, I find it incredibly depressing that I know there is even some dumb tournament, let alone the schedule of said tournament, and the release date of the game that is ruinging my life.) Tonight marks the third night of our viewing party. I know you're wondering - if last night was the last games, how can we be having another viewing party tonight? Well, my dear fiance and all of his friends are RE-WATCHING these games. No, I am not kidding. Also - I've really got to stop saying "we" because this is so strictly my fiance. I am so not involved in these ridiculous games. How can they be re-watching these games?! I get that I watched New Moon like more times than I can count, but somehow I feel like that is different. I wish I could capture the ridiculousness of this guy Day 9. He gets SO excited about these games. It would be funny, if he weren't so incredibly serious. Okay my fiance is literally yelling at the TV. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE VOID RAYS DOING?" - Did I mention he knows the outcomes and has already watched these games before?!?!?!?!?! They're all sitting around discussing how "rigged" these different races are. Can I just please tell you that it is MY life that is rigged? I'm the one that has to endure this torture. These guys are seriously nerdy than the nerdiest nerd you could ever find. - Apparently "void rays" create black holes - like I care. "There's nothing on zerg you can hate." SERIOUSLY?! "Terran just goes fucking viking and destroys them..." WHAT?! These are all random quotes from snipets of their conversations. It's like they speak some completely foreign language. Sigh. This is going to be a long night, but at least I have my calypso crunch cookies to keep me company.